Busdude
I would guess (assuming you're fairly permanently established in Jockistan) that you are very likely eligible for some sort of honorary/affiliated/retired membership of the Mess. As suggested, go via the PMC and/or the present Canadian exchange officer.
I know of a nearby (to Teetering Towers) ex-Service organisation - the RNA - that has an ex wartime U-Boat sailor as a member.........
