OFCOL Roffa!
When was the last time you made a false assumption about things well within your grasp had you but looked at it, lately? How much sugar is in 100g of your regular bowl of Kelloggs Rice Krispies, for example (assuming you do have time for breakfast!). You are like a dog with a bone, you old war horse you
.... go on, SMile
... you know we love you really !
Use any jargon you feel comfortable with. We are all here simply in the pursuit of knowledge and you have that in Spades so if we get stuck we'll sort ourselves out and put our hands up or you'll correct us (just the once oughta do it!)