Why not go get a real job then?
I suggest Train Driver.
nope i reckon i want to have a job which is a piece of cake and pays good.nothing hard and i sit down all the time mate.how about a pilot.how hard could it be?
everythings done for you and all you have to do is look like your working.piece of cake.the downside i'd have to marry a hostie and then divorce her and marry another and end up with no dough.bummer
is that what got you scottydoo?no dough 3 divorces and the ex's have married bluecoats and are happy now to be with a man