A sense of humour honed in the fires of Valhalla
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A memory the size of the Britsih Library with a retreval rate greater than Cool Blue
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A bladder shaped like the dams of the Yangtse
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The patience of a saint while waiting about
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A whole lota spendin' money to pay the CAA to <print> regularly stuff you have already and have paid for more than once
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The ability to count above three
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h-r
