Purrfect Landing
Oh, why all the fuss, when my “anti-gravity/purr-petual motion” device is so much more successful, doesn’t need a power source, and could easily drive the tail rotor of any conventional helicopter.
This as yet unpatented device requires one cat and a generously buttered slice of fresh, warm toast. Simply staple the toast to the cat’s back, taking care to ensure the buttered side faces uppermost, opposing gravity, when the cat stands in the normal axis, ie, with its feet glued to the workbench where, afteral, they had to be, to achieve that earlier stapling assembly technique.
Having un-glued the animal’s feet, all that remains is to charge the device by inverting it through 180 degress. Simply drop the device from a height of at least three feet for the viewer to observe how the widely held physical laws of the cat “always” landing on its feet, and the one about toast “always” landing butter side down, now come into conflict. The initial equal and opposite forces are unbalanced by the cat’s natural instinct to twist and effect a four-point landing. This supremacy over the bread’s inability to think provides the initial rotation to start the device.
Now observe as momentum maintains the direction of rotation, while the natural switching on and off of the two separate physical laws powers the device indefinitely about a horizontal axis, or at least until all the howling results in a raid by those animal protection fanatics.
In the future I hope it may also be possible to harness the perpetual levitation evident in the device as a control mechanism to prevent ground contact during hover training.
Could someone draw me a force diagram for this, please?