I want to get in quickly ahead of everyone else, where do I send the money ?
Don't worry, local agents available. They can meet you at Caltex garage, on Empire road (save you the trip into Hillbrow nearby). Type in code 419 on ATM machine and our helpful agent will give futher instructions over speaker (if ATM machine has been blown up when you arrive, our stock have finished. remember this offer is only while stocks last)
Also franchise agencies are available. Register at
www.iwanttowastemoney.com for a franchise near you. Please supply your credit card details and click on several franchise available which also include drivers licences (KZN no more franchises available) work permits (Limpopo Franchise taken due to demand, thanks Bob!) and matric papers (seasonal franchise) If you are a gullable and wealthy foreigner, click all of the above.
PS If you have clicked on the link above, just give all your money to the first person you meet. You don't deserve it (you probably are also a person who forwards emails promising free holidays in Disney and believes all the clips on Youtube)