Ah, lowerlobe, me auld. Sorry to disappoint. I'm just a mere hewer of wood and drawer of water; a toiler in the vinyard; and mug flying punter who wants value for money, and not cabin crew with 'attitude', when he travels.
And a survey of some 15,000,000 respondents has statistical validity - even if you and your erstwhile cohorts on here don't like what it says.