Overheard on Ohakea frequency - control used for passing traffic but airfield is military only:
OH: "ABC, Ohakea, do you copy?"
2 mins later:
OH: "ABC, Ohakea, do you copy?
2 mins later:
OH: "ABC, Okahea, do you copy?"
2 MORE minutes later:
ABC: "Ohakea tower, ABC. I heard you're trying to contact me?"
OH: "ABC, Ohakea. Er yes. Can you state current position please?"
ABC: "Um, hang on. I'm on a cross country north to Taupo. I'm at 1200 feet but I'm not actually, um, entirely sure exactly where i am"
OH: "ABC, we can tell you exactly where you are. You are in the active circuit at Okakea..."
I pray to never be in the air at the same time....