Smeagel, with no make up, and after a tiring tour....The Redsnail goddess did not want to embarass you , I'm sure....
Did you flush afterwards ? I mean, you know..well uhhh,...ok...
Another story,
It takes 2,5 W, 2 liters of water, and 1 kg of tree to make ONE A4 size papersheet.
To print this same sheet on a laser printer, it is creating as much carbon than an typical Super-midsize jet during 4 minutes at altitude....
your use of this paper for this (morning ?) activity is therefore very Green
Congratulations !!