Heard at a foggy capital city this very morning on tower freq:
Taxying aircraft: "Good morning ladies and gentlemen.... ahhh"
Quick as a flash:
TWR: "Well good morning to you sir!"
Had a giggle, we've all (almost) done it.
Anothery from my training days back in the mid 90's when I was heading south coastal around Longreef for Victor 1 in a single. I had just made the required call when someone heading the other way responded to my call with:
"Hey is that an Archer based at A**s Av at BK?"
Me: "Yeah, why?"
"Oh nothing. Last time I flew that machine it dropped a valve."
I almost was going to inflate the lifejacket right then and there.....