Oh yes... I've still got my brand new nav bag. In its polythene bag. Off the Atlantic Conveyor.
(I would like two thousand, four hundred and twelve other offences taken into consideration).
The Conveyor was rumoured to have sunk in port, rather than enemy action, due to being massively overloaded with all the kit the RAF supply system was short of. Best excuse since WW2; not including that bent stores bloke at Odiham.