south coast
I didn't choose the name. The other bloke you hint at, his agent did. I did get the message first time around, though. Pheromone obviously got it the second time around; (and I'll bet) he's laughing louder than I am!
Scathing and childlike . . . no. A competent command of one's inherited communication media firmly glued to a six-inch tongue pushing outward, that's all.