"Roof tilers nailbags lad"
"Excuse me Flight Sergeant?"
"I was just thinking lad, those peace women. They've all got tits like roof tilers nailbags".
"Yes Flight Sergeant.".
We used to smuggle some of the regs on, they were fine, and we used to pass them coal through the wire in winter. They would tell us who the weekender troublemakers were and where they would be trying to break in. Although they got onto the unit many times, they only broke into the Gama (Ground Launched Cruise Missile Alert and Maintenance Area) once. My first WO was 'Uncle' Eddie Joiner and the CO was Billy 'Big Boots' Bremner. He retired a Groupie and died a year or so ago of the big C. My first Flt Cmdr was a Nu Yoiker called Bruce Cortlelano, who would never sit with his back to a door or window ('When you're born where I was born, you don't do dat sorda thing'). My first Flt SNCO was a chap called Geoff Chamberlain who is still (I think) the traffic warden in Stamford, which has been useful on a number of occasions.
Last edited by Al R; 4th August 2007 at 19:55.