Heard this one over the P.A. flying QF Singapore to Perth Tuesday night!
Clearly she was a battle hardened hoastie who couldn't care at all, the whole flight her announcements were painful and very unprofessional. Clearly she was making them up as she went.
Her classic was
'' Ladies and err gentlemen, err I have switched on umm the entertainment system.
Please umm refrain from using the entertainment controller err because umm it interferes with the entertainment system.
Go figure