Very recently diverted in the middle of the night into a well known midlands airport for fuel. Only me and the ATCO awake says the man "Do you need a handling agent or can you self handle?"
Me "Keep the costs down, I'll self handle."
ATCO "I've heard you pilots are good at self handling!"
Me too tired to think of a suitable response. Whoever you were you made my night. Revenge will however be mine
