On arriving at Aldergrove from Germany squadron personnel are confronted by large number of customs men and a huge quantity of cigarettes are confiscated (rumoured to be in excess of 60,000).
On the next tour all smokers are reminded of the incident and advised to stick to the limits.
Down goes the Herks ramp and on steps all 5 foot nothing of the customs officer.
Have you lads got anything to declare?
A shaking of heads.
Well thats ok then, I'll be off and a good morning to you all.
Cue horrible wailing sound from the nicotine stained brethren.