August 31 1997. Bessbrook. Sunday morning and all the lynx crews (less Lynx 5 commander - Mr Logic) are inspecting their eyelids in their maggots in the sanctum sanctorum, when the door opens (a bit early thought I) and Mr Logic - his face grave - walks in and in a stentorious voice - and a manner uncannily like
Sam the Eagle from the muppet show - says
"Gentlemen - sad news. Earlier this morning Princess Diana of Wales died in a car crash"
cue gasps of disbelief and some shaking of heads until Snakey pipes up with,
"That's it lads, the Royal Family's ugly again!"
Mr Logic/Sam didn't see the funny side of that for some reason.