Relying on statistics may well make you one, Timothy. Please tell us where you would intend to put your daft theory to the test, so that those with more sense will not be endangered by you.
Goodness me, you always know when you are back on PPRuNe, don't you! I fly in uncontrolled IMC much of the time, as I have done for the last 35 years. So do many, many other people. It is why IFR is not limited to controlled airspace in this country. BEagle, RIS is not Control. Please look it up.
ORAC, thank you, I will look into all of those.