The little known third verse to 'I Don't Want to Join the Air Force':
On Monday I had her on the carpet,
On Tuesday I had her on the stair,
On Wednesday, I admit, I sucked upon her tit,
On Thursday she gave me a blow job,
On Friday she tie me to the bed post,
On Saturday she whipped me til I bled!
On Sunday, after supper, I gave her to me papa,
And now I'm trying to get the poor bitch back.
Cor Blimey!