Could be my base airfield too!!!
Overhead(or just more sensible) joins would be appreciated too if you can hear the cct is busy with training. I understand it's good practise to do unforseen go arounds, orbits for spacing etc, but if I'm teaching app and landing and need to break off, the guy on "straight in approach" WILL get hunted down to discuss airmanship.
Oh...and fly around the village!!!
Rant over!