Just because a gentleman is light on his loafers doesn't make him a stoolie...
I would suggest you are missing the point
, but then, I suppose that was your point
Stoolwater, I love going to work, I get well paid (most likely better than you
) and I don't have to head off to Brize or Basra or etc etc...
I also have a healthy skepticism when it comes to gentlemen such as yourself who appear (outwardly) to follow so closely behind certain management types that you would require surgical removal should the aforementioned management type suddenly come to a halt.
So guys, my chill pill is certainly not required, and my views are manifestly accurate.
Enjoy fairyland