In
3rd place:
pohm1 with
"The conehead child led the attack on earth, but unfortunately, the Men In Black were waiting...."
In
2nd place:
MAD Boom with
'The UK's latest UAV is so simple, even kids can fly it!'
THE
WINNER:
c-bert with
"Say that again Dad, you want me to pull it how fast?!?"
So,
c-bert, 'very well done' and it's over to you!