To elaborate as requested:
1. Slip hand down front of trousers, or if slightly chubby, unbutton trousers and slip hand down underpants/boxers/thong whatever you happen to be wearing
2. Cradle nads for a while, give them a little squeeze....imagine a much harder squeeze
3. Equate harder squeeze to 49 of your colleagues being sacked, or worse, you being one of them...
4. Button trousers/remove hand as appropriate
5. Go back on pprune...maybe the company has a perfectly reasonable point of view given marketforces/priceoffuel/competiton/directorsremuneration/whattheSCMPthinks/howBeijibgseesit...strike out those that do not apply
6. Feel warm inside, nowyou're properly in THE CATHAY WAY..
