Warm beer is what you get up North, it only gets warm in the South when its been left out in the sun too long ....... something which obviously ain't gonna happen in the rain-capital of the UK.
Also I think the delineation between North and South is Watford Gap (as in the service station).
INS (kokni geeza, as in "route DET - DVR - KOKNI - GEEZA for EBBR")