Ah Wodka, I wonder whether you're right...
Is he an uneducated and inarticulate boy who wants to be a pilot to live out his X-BOX 360 dreams, but is too naiive to realise that grade C at GCSE in Maths and Physics is evidence of a lack of aptitude for commercial flying?
Or is he an exceedingly clever young man, who will make it in this cut-throat industry, who is testing our sense of irony and sarcastic wit...a bit like Posh Spice and her implausible 'Documentary' (self-publicity) about arriving in LA?
Um....gee....I wonder....