Quite a few years ago the national flag carrier is holding short at full length, and has been there for a while. Reason: Loads of VFR light aircraft and helo tfc landing in a terrible hurry due to a rather un-forecasted snow shower heading for the field.
Hero in the 737 on holding decides to inform passengers about cause for the delay.
".....ladies and gentlemen, when the ******* controllers are done playing god, we will be on our way....."
.....of course he did de-select COM1 before he pressed the mike right........
Any gap for departure suddenly vanished for another few minutes.......