BRITISH BOYS REPEL RUSSIAN TERROR!!
The savage Mongoloid hordes of the Sovietski Soyuz were safely repelled yesterday by plucky Brit fliers in their secret new wonderjet, the Vickers Flunderbuss:
An RAF spokesman commented "Yes please, make it a large one. And not too much bloody tonic. Now, what was the query? Oh yes, the Vickers Flunderbuss. That sent bloody Ivan packing, I can tell you! Buggers were probably sh*t scared that some of the speed tape would peel off and a bit of the old crate might fall off and hit them!"