That's forty (40) "occurrances" of the seriousness of a wheels up landing or worse each week !!!!!
Man you guys must be screwing up badly out there cause I have only racked up one (1) such "occurrance" (no, not a wheels up!) every 10 years for the last 3 decades!
Hmmm......me too. Only ever had one gear "malfunction" in 14 years which turned out to be a non-event anyway, two seperate engine failures, a blown tyre and a busted rudder cable and that's about it.
40 per week...seems a bit of an overestimation