Female Pilots

[ScottishBurd]

ME TOO!SICK AND BLOODY TIRED OF IT.YES,I HAVE T*TS.NO THEY DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF'FULL & FREE MOVEMENT OF THE CONTROL COLUMN'.YES,I CAN PARK AN AIRCRAFT & NO I DON'T NEED ANY HELP TO DO IT.YES WE DO FLY WHEN WE'VE GOT A PERIOD (HOW ANYONE CAN BE SO RUDE AS TO EVEN ASK THIS DEFIES BELIEF).NO,WE DON'T HAVE REAR VIEW MIRRORS TO PUT OUR MAKEUP ON WITH.NO,WE DON'T HAVE A SPACE IN THE COCKPIT TO PUT OUR HANDBAGS IN.NO,I'M NOT HERE TO 'MAKE UP THE NUMBERS'.I'M HERE BECAUSE I LOVE FLYING & BECAUSE I DAMN WELL CAN !!!AND I'D BE A HELL OF A LOT HAPPIER IF I COULD DO IT IN PEACE FROM IDIOTS WHO THINK I ONLY DO IT SO I CAN MEET A NICE PILOT HUSBAND!!!BUGGER OFF & LEAVE US ALONE!!

Aaaah....that's better..