ZAZOO
It's a good thing you spend so much time standing up—heaven forbid you should sit down: what a sunset that's going to be! And, Jesus H. Christ, why haven't they made you a captain yet?
Now all you need to learn is a thing-or-two about CRM, aviation, decency, (not so common) common-sense, plagiarism, the English language, and grammar and usage.
Oh, and try not to post after consuming more than two beers.