Out of the Mouths of Babes
Circa early 1980's and the FLTCDR on No 14 Sqn RNZAF takes one of his bograts for a bit of 2 v 2 practise in the Mighty BAC167 Strikemaster. Mid-way through the first engagement the FLTCDR momentarily loses SA on his wingman. R/T goes something like this:
FLTCDR: "2 from 1, say your position?"
Bograt: "I'm number three in the daisy chain."
FLTCDR: "What daisy chain?"
Bograt: "The one you're leading!"
Suffice to say, strong debrief followed ...