Thick passenger: PAX (deboarding after a 13-hour flight from AMS to LAX): So, are you going to fly back now?
CC:
Thick cabin crew: Captain (pointing at a screen that shows: 0000.00 N): This shows we are passing the Equator at this very moment!
CC (after looking outside for a minute): Where is it? I can't see it?!?
Thick F/O (a.k.a. "me"): Me (on a flight to Oslo): Ladies & gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the flight and I wish you a pleasant stay in Stockholm.
<ping!>
Purser: Did you just say Stockholm?
Me:
Purser: You know, that surely rattled a few pax!
