"AIRCRAFT GEAR COLLAPSES ONLY 200FT ABOVE GROUND!!" Yesterday our aircraft landing gear collapsed into the gear bay after I moved the gear lever following take off. We were only 200ft above the ground. Do you think we will make the papers??
AND it only came back down again 4 miles before we landed!!
Rubbish, what actually happened, is you wrestled with the gear lever whilst screaming only feet above the ground, then you heroically managed to lower the landing wheels as you plunged towards the runway, where you crash landed your Boeing A380, come on admit it.
