And if you lot had worked harder at school, I would not have to read this drivel because you would be flying a fast jet, shagging the best birds and too pissed to write because you had spent this weeks £20m flying pay on beer in one night and did not even need to piss and then played mess rugby with a live bull before jumping back into your crate to do 20 minutes work without having had any sleep before starting all over again
And the above drivel makes you a college grad, yes?
....or an eloquent crab....
