Sadly, chaps I've known for a long time that my years of distant, literary admiration for the BEagle were all in vain!
That said, Beags, I do detect a certain sensitivity in your posts this morning. A tad heavy on the Merlot last night, were we? Since we've strayed on to that which dare not speak its name, have a gander
here and see if it'll cheer you up!