"Gear down dude." Absolute genius, how very amusing! I'll try that one tomorrow and see what the skipper says.
"OK duder, we'll nail it into the 'row, autoland, I can't be arsed. Autobrake, hmmm, missed approach, sh*t, it's in the database. Right, I'm off for a piss, u get the ATIS and shove it into perf mate? brb, lol!!"