Vomit
Oh...poor you......
Let me guess!
Emirates said no to you? not even a call? oh poor you....
Don't worry the ban will be lifted one day at Emptyhad and you too can apply.....just remember your definition of "BIG" once you got on a real plane.
I am not going to bring my level to lower than this.....This should be enough for you,.....the above mentioned fact will burn you enough.