D'you know, I'm really not sure, I am actually starting to see the benefits of gas barbeques. New Labour wasn't such a bad idea was it? Gok Wan, now there's a lovely name. My new car isn't pink, its cerise. Got some tickets for the forthcoming Village People concert. Nowadays, half a pint of Stella is all I can manage. Movers, lovely people, eh.
I've got my Viagra, now where's the muscle relaxant gel ......
&*^%$£!!!? Phew, blimey - what happened there %$^%&*&^??
Gas is still definitely GAY