Gulf Air Massalama List.

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15 reasons not to have your family on Gulf Air

These are few that I heard around the block just in the past week or so,

• Bleed Eng. 1 inop + No APU = Captain are you happy to take it like this? (of course with an Indian accent) wobbling head that comes with it.

2. Two emergency slides expired = Captain they will be changed when you come back.

• Captain’s rudder paddles can NOT be adjusted = Captain if you seat one meter back you should be fine, Captain are you happy to take it like this?

• IR 2 INOPS = Captain we got MCC in Bahrain to send us one, and we will change it when you come back from COK. (IR 1 and 2 is a must for RNP)

• RA 1 and 2 Inops + keep getting auto calls on the ground = Captain what do you mean you will be in Direct Law?

• FO window not opening and jammed = Captain is too hot outside to open it anway. (hell with the emergency)

• The altimeter selector can only work on 100’ and not 1000, happy to take it like this captain? is only 380 moves to get to FL380

• NO chiller + only one oven working in the whole plane = full pax 4:30 hours to MAA

• Business class pax please do your pee pee in the back sorry this one is not working.

• No water in the plane after only 30 min as the tank is leaking.

• FO dikstick is able to move for 5 cms across without any aircraft movement.

• Stdby attitude inop. and still flying.

• Bleed one + pack two inop, bleed two supplying pack one via x-feed (normal operation)

• Manual Air Start every flight, sorry captain APU is u/s

• Daily check expired day and half ago.