While I realise this was said in jest......
Let's say that I know a group of ATCOs thoroughly in the dwang who need to find some solutions fast before an incident occurs, caused by overwork/under-staffing. This is a very serious request from a sorely tested ATCO who wants to meet as much of the operational task as possible, without threatening flight safety. I want/need to see how what we're doing compares to other units.
Please, no more cr*p lines, especially BD when your voice is one of the more sane on here!