That was not easy!!
Every one of these are superb but . . . . . .
Joint Third Position:
c-bert: "You don't want to know where I had to put the bass speaker"
and
clicker: "Station calling Swanwick, say again callsign."
A VERY Close Second:
Sgt Bilko: Oh good, the DJ's here finally.
And the winner is:
splitbrain: David managed to catch the radio as it fell from the passing helicopter, but failed to notice the battery trailing behind it
So, over to you
splitbrain 