Once fired a mortar on Salisbury plain that went totally off course and blew a nice hole in a field that was used for crops. Fortunately it was a very soggy field and the 51mm round blew up under the dirt. We picked up the visible bits and ran off. Later when the OC questioned as to why there was a strange crater in a field in the total opposite direction to the target. We said that it must have come from the metorite strom the night before. I dont think he bought it, the farmer was sceptical, but the local rag did.. .Remember BBB. .Bulls**t Baffels Brains