Travelled on Qantas once. Captain ordered us to listen to the safety briefing - "The cabin crew are about to give a safety briefing to which you WILL pay attention!"
I watched the whole thing very carefully, especially the sexy bit where the cabin attendant simulates blowing down the tube. I mean, I was terrified the Captain would come charging down the back and attack me with his didjer-eedoo or worse, slap a ball and chain on me leg if I didn't pay attention. There was no exam afterwards though. A shame, I'm sure I'd have got 100%
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Through difficulties to the cinema