Q. What does a pilot have on the walls at home?
A. Pictures of airplanes
Q. What jobs do pilots friends do?
A. Pilots
Q. What does a pilot do when in company?
A. Talks about planes (hangar doors open)
Q. What does a pilot do when on his own?
A. Pprune/Porn (pilot porn is aircraft sites)
Q. What is a pilots favourite read?
A. Flight International
Q. What does a pilot do on his days off
A. flys his vintage/aerobatic/private plane
Q. What does a pilots wife do for attention?
A. Dresses up like a trolley dolly. (or shags the milkman)
Q. What does a pilot dream about?
A. Nice dream - being Tom Cruise in Top Gun
A. Nightmare - failed medical (ouch)
Q. What is a pilot?
A. A highly trained intelligent person with a very cool personality who is used to making split second decisions to save the lifes of hundreds of people. An all round stable guy who is a wonderful friend, spouse, parent.
A. All of the above.
[ 31 October 2001: Message edited by: sirwa69 ]