GC: You are obviously Satan in disguise,
I have got religion in the last few minutes (after thirty odd years of Atheism) so when I'm asked "Why did you do your floats ticket?" I can answer (in my best Amer-can) "The devil made me do it sir!!!!", "Ahhh am a weak man who has been tempted Lord" (add tears & fake emotion here) etc....
Got to go now and do some Googling, something to do with, Ahem, Seaplane ratings..... or should I get on with some work which some nice people are paying me to do????
Unfortunatly, I fear you may be right about the rich woman but we all live in hope eh?