I can't believe that Finger Poking is actually on a Sqn.
I suspect that he (or she, brother) might well reside at Coningsby (but, I'll wager, has never accepted the Sqn's open invite to make the arduous trip around the peri track and stop by for a coffee) and just plain hates to see people have the sort pride in themselves and their unit that he (must be a he - too unbalanced to be a girl) has obviously never encountered.
How close am I FP?