Big Sand, not UGSAS, but vaguely remember many a happy hour in the UBAS bar singing the Department Store song.
A few other verses you may care to belt out at top volume (with absolutely no apologies whatsoever to the easily offended
)
Sports bag - sports bag she wanted head she got ....
Airline ticket - Aer Lingus she wanted, cunnilingus she got ....
Cooker - cooker she wanted split ring she got ....
Front door - front door she wanted back door she got ....
My memory is playing tricks on me at the moment, so I shall post any more as I remember them.
Oh and tell the easily offended they can come out from behind the sofa now
