JP:
Have you been drinking again (asshonishing and shast lout!)?! Yes, I remember demolishing the odd glass or 10 of good malt with you at Lossie!
So, are you saying that this hopelessly PC world of ours now precludes us talking about the deceased, in good or bad terms? Or are we only allowed to talk of the good things that they did or said?! If so, there will be very few stories in the case of that particular individual! Oops, have I transgressed the line already?! Well, don't confuse me with someome who gives a damn; we are all fair game, above or below the ground!
Newt:
I always thought you were misplaced at the 'Blitz'; glad we have finally got you back! Seems, therefore, that you will not have to endure a telling off from Uncle Jindabyne! You clearly think he is a navigator; can I resist the banter temptation?! Yes! Save to say that the phrase 'navigator jokes' is a reverse oxymoron!