Hehe, I havent had a good laugh like that in a while.
Siysmate, I do realise that you are the worlds authority on knowing what it takes to be a fighter pilot, but come on!! (Or are you in fact simply siy247 on a different username?!)
Googling the spanking page was absolute genius!
Unfortunately siy247 I really don't think you understand what it takes to make it at OASC. Your story is confused and at times unbelievable. I too have attended OASC (for 6th form scholarship, unfortunately I wasn't successful) and the fire alarm style wake up bell would wake the dead, it is *impossible* to sleep through.
Perhaps if you were not so abusive to the people who were initially trying to help you, then a link to a pornographic site that you frequently visit would not be circulating a popular forum right about now.