We could tell the one about an abandoned takeoff at Jever that blocked the runway for 2 days or the one about using a can of spray paint to touch up the paint job on a Harrier which was part of the static display at TLP when it opened at Jever!! Much to the annoyance of the "Mate" who arrived in it!! Or what about the debacle at end of Minival when all those in 2 Hangar were released back to their Squadrons!! They turned left and a certain person turned right!!
We could go on for ages!!
Anyone like to add some more!! Much more fun than QFI speak about alpha limits and PTR!!